basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

lookingglassstudios:

Jeremy McKinnon // A Day To Remember

See, you’re just wasted and thinkin’ ‘bout the past again. Darlin’ you’ll be ok. [x]

credit (x)

hellobelle:

infamous-courtz:

I need a new friend that will
1) get drunk with me
2) watch endless films and have sleepovers with me

same